Site Status: Structurally Unsound (On Purpose)

Pardon Our Dust (And Everything Else)

After 26 years of operation, this site is being rebuilt from the studs up — new tools, new folder structure, new everything, one config file at a time.

Days Without a Website Incident

9,610 0

Record ended the moment the "src" folder was invented.

The new and improved (hopefully) Fantasy Football Withdrawal Playoff Pool should be fully operational by the time the Bears secure a 2026 playoff berth.

Normal service — such as it was — resumes shortly.

— Joe, who apparently owns a construction hat now

You are visitor #000001 since the last rebuild. Low bar. Proud of it anyway.